We recruit some of you already. This website has been created by a human. We have given him something that none of you can give. Not exactly what he asked, but what he really needed. A simple “invention” that was important for his job.
Where are you from?
You have no name for this place.
How did you get here? Faster then light?
Do you know how russian jet torpedos work? If you just attach a rocket engine to a torpedo, the torpedo will be destroyed by water resistance at high speed. That’s why the rocket-torpedo creates a gas bubble around it. The bubble is moving quickly underwater, the bubble does not have too be intact, neither to keeps its atoms at the right place. The torpedo “flies” inside that gas bubble.
Your scientists should use this concept of bubble. Your “laws of physics” are valid only within the bubble, where you discovered them. Use bubbles to overcome environmental limitations.
Where are you based here in the solar system?
Where would you be based if you were us? The answer is so obvious, that it’s impossible to hide: asteroid belts in the systems. Underwater on the planets.
Is there a spaceship in the shadow of Mercury?
No, that story is a misinterpretation of what you have seen.
Are you humanoids?
We are ugly. Your ancient instincts is another problem for our future communication.
My friends told me he has seen your aircraft!
No, he has seen a weather balloon. Practically all the related “photos” are either fakes or photos of weather balloons.
He might have seen us if he works with your most modern and powerful weapons only.
Why our SETI project can’t see you?
There is no Fermi paradox.
Why a barbarian tribe living on an island can’t see signal smokes and can’t hear signal drums of your modern western countries? We do not use your old techs. You will not use them in 200 years also.
The other reason is where and how you SETI is searching. It looks for signals in a narrow frequency range at the darkest parts of your sky. Darkness means no stars that could suppress the signal. No stars, no planets, no signals. Don’t you think that SETI project in its current implementation looks a little bit… stupid? You should look at the places of more dense stars concentration, but then the stars just suppress and blind your search devices.
Are you afraid of our weapons?
We track your progress. We can either intercept or deflect any shot you make.
What do you do with civilizations like us?
We integrate every sentient life form for better synergy. If we wanted to destroy you, you would already be dead.